Girl Crosses The Road

If Girls cross the road wrongly..

every1 stops the vehicle & says

"Sambhalke jao ji"

If Boy crosses the road wrongly...

every1 says " kuthe, kameene, owle
marne ke liye mera gaadi hi mila kya"

what a funny world. Its nothing
but the constitution of
the constibation of the
wash basin of the nation"

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Enter Code

Enter code to kiss
katrina's "LIPS"

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"Wrong code!"

u have kissed
"ROSIAH HIPS"

Wash ur mouth & try again...

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Santoor Girl

CAT: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

ELEPHANT: I AM JUST 5 YEARS.

CAT:5 ? BUT U LOOK SO BIG.

ELEPHANT: I AM A COMPLAN BOY.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?

CAT: I AM 30 YEARS

ELEPHANT: BUT U LOOK VERY SMALL

CAT: I AM SANTOOR GIRL....

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Second Marriage

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to 
marry a second woman?

A:Because as per law you cannot be 
punished twice for the same offence!

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Second Marriage

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to 
marry a second woman?

A:Because as per law you cannot be 
punished twice for the same offence!

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Start Kissing

Kiss is the key of  LOVE,
 

Love is the lock of  MARRIAGE,
 

Marriage is the box of  CHILDREN,
 

Children are the future of  INDIA,
 

SO,
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Start kissing and develop INDIA.

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Cute Question

Cute question.,,

a small boy looks at his
sister's boyfriend and
asks innocently.....

"Every day you come to
meet my sister....
You don't have your own sister.."

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pay the electricity bill.

When you are in dark first pray the
God to save you from darkness.

Till you are in dark please pay the
electricity bill.

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Alcohal

One GOOD way to REDUCE
Alcohol consumption:

Before Marriage - Drink whenever
you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever
you are HAPPY...

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Our Boss

3 Monkeys came to Me and said
Wewant to disturb some Good person.
I suggested UR name.
They gave me a slap and said

"WE don't play with our BOSS."

Gud Ni8.
Have A Colourful Dreams FRNDSSSSSSS.

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If U R In Love

If you are in "Love"
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dorikav Donga !!

Undu me mummy ki cheputha....
aaaaunnnnttyyyyyy...!!

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Thanks

Do U Know The Meaning Of " THANKS"

Guess

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T-TEN

H-HUGS

A-AND

N-NINE

KS-KISSES

So Boys Always Say
"THANKS" to Girls

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Value Of Life

The value of life increases
only after it is lost...
For example- A live chicken
costs only Rs.60 /kg,
But Chicken Tandoori costs Rs.150 / kg..!!!

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No Money :(

Son At College Wanted
More Money 4 Fun
So He Sent a Telegram 2
His Father
NO MONEY
NO FUN
-UR SON.

Father Rplied-

HOW SAD
TOO BAD
-UR DAD.

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PErsonal An Secret

Girl: Dear What Is the Difference
Between Personal & Secret?
Boy: Dear u r My Lover
That Is Personal
U r Sister Also My Lover
That Is Secret..............

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Book To Me

Last Night My Books Were
Dancing In My Dream !
Do You Know On Which Song ?

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Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me..!
Hahahaha....!
Keep Smilling....!:-}

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Reservations

Exam pattern:

1995 : ansr all questions..
2000 : ansr any 5 ques..
2010 : ansr either A (or) B..
2015 : atleast read d ques..
2020 : thnx 4 cmng...!

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Life

Girls leni jeevitalu ela
untayo lets c...

-parks empty,

-Theaters silent,

-The police at rest,

-All mobile companise in loss,

-All bakeries, chat bandar's empty,

-No sms,

-No special Hair styles,

-No greeting cards,

-No wastage of petrol for roming
on their streets daily.

and most important is

-"ALL THE BOYS gets STATE RANKS" ...

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My Heart

HEART never miss Blood,
FISH never miss Water,
FLOWER never miss Honey,
EARTH never miss Rain,


MY HEART never miss ur FRIENDSHIP.

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Happy and Healthy Friend

I request god"Let my frnd be
happy & healthy forever" God said for
6 days only,I said OK " springday,
summerday,autumn day, birth day,
frndship day & valentine day"
god said NO for 3 days only I said OK
"yesterday, 2day, 2mrw".
Again god said no only 2 days
I said OK"GUD DAY & BAD DAY
"once again god said no just 4 r a day
only and dis is final.
I said - " EVERYDAY".
god smiled & said OK u win........
Be happy & healthy forever my frnd

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