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Brahmanandam on Doller Funny Photo (Special Thanks To Tarun Sai )

Written By Srikanth on Wednesday, 29 June 2011 | 10:07

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Brain wash

Written By Srikanth on Monday, 4 April 2011 | 09:26

Click Here Its Very Intresting

READ THE TEXT OUT LOUD INSIDE THE TRIANGLE BELOW

More than likely you said, "A bird in the bush," and........
if this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see
That the word THE is repeated twice!

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NEXT LET'S PLAY WITH SOME WORDS

In black you can read the word GOOD,

in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter).

It's all very physiological too,because it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil).

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NOW, WHAT DO YOU SEE?

You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?

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Well, WHAT DO YOU SEE?

This one is quite tricky!
The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.

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AND LAST OF WORD DUPLICITY
What do you see?

You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......
when you look through ME
you will see
YOU!
Do you need to look again?

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ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every " F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY ?

THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process "OF".
ncredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
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And Another Brain Stuff is

O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !!

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WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH……??

Written By Srikanth on Wednesday, 2 March 2011 | 08:18

Posted By Tarunsai

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Patiently read all these

very funny

WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH……

PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH……

FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK : ( and you would find out the same .. !!!! )

1 ) Tech Support : “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”

Customer : “Ok.”

Tech Support : “Did you get a pop-up menu?”

Customer : “No.”

Tech Support : “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”

Customer : “No.”

Tech Support : “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”

Customer : “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”

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2) Customer : “I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message.”

Tech Support : “Did you install the update?”

Customer: “No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?”

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3) Customer : “I’m having trouble installing Microsoft Word.”

Tech Support : “Tell me what you’ve done.”

Customer : “I typed ‘A: SETUP’.”

Tech Support : “Ma’am, remove the disk and tell me what it says.”

Customer : “It says ‘[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk’.”

Tech Support : “Insert the MS Word setup disk.”

Customer : “What?”

Tech Support: “Did you buy MS word?”

Customer: “No…”

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4) Customer : “Do I need a computer to use your software?”

Tech Support : ?!%#$ (well pretend to smile)

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5) Tech Support : “Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?”

Customer : “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”

Tech support : ##### ***

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6) Tech Support : “What type of computer do you have?”

Customer : “A white one.”

Tech support : ******_____####

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7) Tech Support : “What operating system are you running?”

Customer : “Pentium.”

Tech support : ////—–+++

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8) Customer : “My computer’s telling me I performed an illegal abortion.”

Tech support : ??????

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9) Customer : “I have Microsoft Exploder.”

Tech Support : ?!%#$

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10) Customer : “How do I print my voicemail?”

Tech support : ??????

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11) Customer : “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won’t boot properly.”

Tech Support : “What does it say?”

Customer : “Something about an error and non-system disk.”

Tech Support : “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”

Customer : “No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.”

Tech support : @@@@@

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12) Tech Support: “Just call us back if there’s a problem. We’re open 24 hours.”

Customer: “Is that Eastern time?”

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13) Tech Support : “What does the screen say now?”

Customer : “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”

Tech Support : “Well?”

Customer : “How do I know when it’s ready?”

Tech support : *** —- ++++

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The best of the lot

14) A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What’s the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: (keep quite)

Tech: You’ll need a new power supply.

User: No, I don’t! I just need to change the startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You’ll need to replace it.

User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the

command.

Tech support::

10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The, tech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech support::(hush hush)

Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don’t normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.

User: I knew it!

Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User : It didn’t work. The power supply is still smoking.

Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User : MS-DOS 6.22.

Tech : That’s your problem there. That version of DOS didn’t come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User : I need a new power supply.

Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?

Tech support : (hush hush)

User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.

Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isn’t compatible with NOSMOKE.

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Height Of it all (Too Good)

15) Customer : I need a product identification number right now

Customer Care Officer : and may I help u in finding it out?

Cust : sure !!!!

CCO : could u left click on start and do u find ‘My Computer’?

Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your, computer

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Optical Illusions

Written By Srikanth on Saturday, 5 February 2011 | 09:19

Aa Photo Chustunte Emaina Ardhamavutunda???

Koncha Duram ga Velli chudandi

i mean 2-3 Meters Distance Fron Computer

Appudu Ardhamavutundi...

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Elephant Ki Enni Legs Unnai???

Koncham Variety ga Kanipistunda???

Aa Lines Anni Straight ga ne unnai...

Kavalante Scale Pettukuni Chudandi

Manasu Telutunda???

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Film News 2050

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Rajamouli's Son to direct Jr.NTR....movie title "thaatha...baabai...nenu...."

ram charan's son first movie "udutha" audio release

Gowtham krishna's(Mahesh Babu Son) "Boku" Freemake of POKIRI on sets

Shankar son-Rajini combo “ALIEN”

AATA 45 in zee telugu starts this monday

Balayya ki ''Magic Thatha'' Birudhu ichina school pillalu

Goutham (Mahesh’s son) next cinema kosam 5yrs nunchi wait chestunna fans

Nithin in a line with 150th flop movie breaking his own records

Telugu cinema 100 years function lo Legendary ivvaledhani Charan meeda aligina Vishnuvardhan Babu..time capsule charan ki icchina legendary award ni unchina charan

allari naresh creates a guinness record ........
5000 movies.........

junior ntr names his son as "subjunior ntr"

mogali rekulu continous

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