Ysr Death Mystery Revealed

yamudu: oh ysr how to
cam here

ysr: ayya racha banda
karyakramaniki helicopter lo
nallamala meeduga
potunte forest lo chali
ekkuvaga undani lopali
fan off cheyamante aa
naa koduku bayata fan
off chesindu

yamudu; hahahaha

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Merupulu enduku vasthayi?

friend 1:
orey varsham padetappudu
merupulu enduku merusthavi?

friend 2:
em ledhura devudu boomi
motham thadusthundo ledho
ani light on chesi chusthadu.

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Funny Sms

Pellam ante doma tera loni
doma lantidi...
adi bayataki velladu....
inkodanni lopalaki raanivvadu....
akkade kutti kutti samputundi :(

Preyasi tortoise lantidi
pellam ni kuttanivvakunda
manalni kaapadutundi :p

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I Love You....

a boy asked his girlfrend
yedaina oka mata cheppu
andulo santosham undaali
baadha undaali girl

I LOVE YOU------ ANNAYYA

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Hieghts Of Insult

Classic insult :

AIEEE results were declared,

A boy messaged his rank to Girlfriend,

She replied,

"Kotta number tisukunnava drlng?"

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Mandu Ekkuvaithe

Mandu ekkuvayethe em matladatharu...

nuvu na tammudu lanti vadivi ra

arey,bandi nenu nadputha ra

nenu nekosam na pranamina istha ra

iyala entha tagina ekuthaledhu ra

Saale gadu., vadu emanadu ra ninu.. Ipudu,Paa ra vani sangathi chudham

nenu tagi matladutunna anukoku

enka oka peg aithe mast untadi

mama neku telusa aaa roju eamaindo...

finally D bst 1

repati nundi mandu bandh ra..;)

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Monday

a telugu teacher asks balayya

Q: monday mundu em vastundi?

Bala: ha ha ha ha adi kuda telida

"poga" poga vastondi teacher...

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Guddu

Boy :- crying...

Mom;- emaindi?

boy;- teacher kottindi.

Mom:- why??

Boy;- nuvvemaina kodi va
anna anduke

Mom :- endukannav ala??

Boy :- roju peper lo guddu
peduthundi anduke :p

Mom:- :o

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Prema Pelli

Pema missed call lantidi,
lift chesalopu cut authundi

Pelli sms lamthidi,
vasthe undi pothndi....

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Blood Love Letter

A Boy Wrote LOVE Letter Wit His BLOOD to A MBBS Girl & Said "Plz Rply for My Leter.

"Girl Rply:
"Blood Grup: B+,
Hemoglobin:12
Sugar:Normal & My Fees:500

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Lover

Bhakthudu : devuda Naku
Baadhalu ivvu, Dhukham ivvu,
Tention ivu, Himsa ivu, Torcher ivu.

God : Vedava one word lo
Cheppochuga 'LOVER' Kavalani ...

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Jagartha Choodu

Jagarthaga step by step chudu

1+1 =2+2 =4+4 =8-3
=5+2 =7-3 =4- 1 =3+6
=9-5 =4+4 =8-5 =3- 2
=1+5 =6+2 =8-7 =1-1 =0


Kaalindi kada...!

firsrs chadivinapudu
naadi same feeling...

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3 Doubts...

If andamina ammai manam try
cheyakundane vachhi i love u
cheppindanukondi boys ki
3 doubts vasthai...

1) Deenkemina mental aa??

2) Edo pakka plan tho vachhuntundi.

3) Eppudaina hand ivvochu !!!

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Better To Come In My Way...

Athiga phone chese magadu,
Athiga phone lo matlade aadadhi
bagupadinatlu charitra lo ledhu..

Na daari 'SMS daari'

Better to come in my way.

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Kali Kaalam..

8 years boy kirana shop lo....

Naku 2 beedi kattalu evvu ...?

Salsmen: enta chinna vayasulo
beedi lu tagutava?

Boy: beedi lu ma chinna tammudiki
naku 2 goldflak sigarate lu evvu....!

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Praanam...

TEACHER: PRAANAM
EKKADUNTUNDI RA?

STUDENT: MAA KITIKI LO...

TEACHER: ADENTI???

STUDENT: MAA DADDY ROJU KITIKI
DAGGARA NUNCHUNI
OH NAA PRAANAMAA MELLAGA
VELLU ANTAADU...

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Chillara...

Last night I had a dream of U.
U and I were travelling in bus.

Suddenly the bus lost control
and fell into a river.

Everyone swim to save
their lifebut

U were still swimming and
searching for someone and
then I heard Ur voice sayin,

,

,

,

,

,

,

Conductor nuvvu naku chillara
ivvali gurtundha . . !!

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Girls Mindset...

ladies mind set

1. cheppindalla oppukunte
emi teliyadantaru,
oppukokapote ardam
chesukone manasu ledantaru.

2. ekkuvaga matladite bore antaru,
matladakapote prema ledantaru.

3. muddu pettukunte
manchodivi kadantaru,
pettukokapote magodivi kadantaru.

4. mida cheyyeste kothi antaru,
veyaka pote muddhapappu antaru.

5. vere adavallanu chuste maga
buddhi antaru vere dyasa ledantaru...

Anduke don't love girls.

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Sentiment Story...

There are three friends
lived in the same room
at 110 th floor of the building

One day lift not working ,
so they decided to tell
the story for time pass
during climbing steps
they started climbing steps

First person told and an action
story up to 50 floor

Second person told the
comedy story up to 109

Third person told one
sentiment story

That is MAMA ROOM KEYS
CAR LO MARICHIPOYA...

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Gudi Metla Ganga Raju...

Principal: write ur father
name in english.

Student: temple steps water king.

Principal: are u joking?

Student: no sir, i am serious.

my father name is
GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU...

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